A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler
Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”
When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."