A fork of Rural Dictionary
You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.
I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom? Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.
"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."
When a person changes the game on you. When a person "flips the script". After a constant and profuse malevolent activity, the person changes, for no apparent reason.
"Say white boy, ima tel ya bout da game, and why you cant eva neva eva trust a crackhead" "All right my friend" Please explain" "Almond joy, dats all ya need to know" "Almond joy??" *bewildered, glazed over look* "Dat's right, gotdam cracka, ALMOND JOY!" "Cuz you neva know what a mufuka basehead guna do" "Sumtimz dey feel lika nut, sumtims dey dont, Ya heard?!"