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Anus

The location of the scientifically, worldly renowned black-hole. Scientist describe it as being a region of space-time from which gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. Theoretically, it can only be truly proven if one such brave scientist dare enter this nasty, devout of any such life organ, and become ultimately sucked into, and lost forever and become some other worldly turd life-form. And, unfortunately, in any such case, no records would have possibly been obtained through their putrefying dooms. So, if your penis, or one such protruding object of dare venture this encumbering vessel of unmatched stank, just remember, the pleasure you are probably encountering is most likely from an Alien race of the Anal variety.

My penis entered a black-hole(A.K.A Anus). It was quite nice.

by fatherpoobum November 20, 2013

Anue

HAs the Biggest PP is the whole wide World

Hey bro look at Anue

by bt mE June 09, 2020

anus

1. The rectal opening 2. Polite synonym for asshole

by Freakface_hammermead January 20, 2003

anus

Pooper.

Oh My GOD! What is that man doing to his anus?!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 16, 2003

Anus

A game of the same name to be played by two or more players in a library, funeral, or any other location where it is generally frowned upon to make noise. The game begins with one person saying "Anus," and then the next person says it again, but slightly louder. The game progresses as such with increasingly loud outbursts, and before long the word is being shouted at full blast. A winner is declared by mutual agreement when it is clear the last Anus can't be bested.

"Hey Jason" (said in chemistry class) "care for a friendly game of Anus?" Sal got booted from the library for playing Anus again.

by gregorator November 16, 2011

anus

bung hole, butt hole and booty hole, where poodie comes out and sometimes a few things go in!

Doctor: why are you here Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids

by BigBalzena June 06, 2010

Anu

an extremely smart and kind person. she always thinks of the feeling of others, but she can roast anyone if she is given the opportunity. she also has a terrifying skill of redeeming information from the internet.

"Don't get on Anu's bad side, she'll dig up stuff"

by jfeiowahgiorea December 28, 2015