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big black truck

Big black bad A$$ trucks preferably diesel powered and best if make is a FORD not Chevy , Dodge, etc.

Yo bro you see that dudes big black truck!

by The Dank Definitions November 14, 2017

Duh! Big Red Truck

1. A vehicle used by fire people

2.Term used when telling a blonde joke.

There was a fire and a blonde called the fire dept. The Fire Department asked how to get to her house. She replied, "DUH! Big Red Truck!"

by beachyblondy January 09, 2007

Duh, Big Red Truck!!

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

by ~t October 07, 2004

big truck syndrome

1. when someone with a small dick compensates by driving around in a large truck or a hummer or something
2. compensation for a lack of confidence with big talk, large wads of cash, trophy women
3. a dickless wonder

Stan: Check out my new big, red truck. Impressive, ain't it?
Bob: Whaddaya got big truck syndrome or sumfin'? Big truck, little penis ... ha!

by big kiss June 02, 2006

Duh! Big Red Truck

This is the term used when someone does not get out of the way of a fire truck in route to a call.

A firefighter is driving to the scene of a fire. The person in front of him does not move when seeing the lights and hearing the siren. As you pass the driver of the vehicle looks to you as if there is something wrong. You look back and say Duh! BIG RED TRUCK

by zattica January 07, 2007

Big Truck Syndrome

A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.

"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"

"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"

"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."

by The Painful Reality August 12, 2020