A fork of Rural Dictionary
during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.
Makes you wish that bedtime was earlier Fucks up your self-esteem
*Note* Not all Asian parents are like this, some are actually nice and understanding. Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc. They expect their children to pass every single subject. Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school. Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion. Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something. Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends. Examples: Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?! Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades. Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here! Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test! Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades. Asian Kid:Shit Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
You non asians think that all asians are awesome? Nope, you're wrong especially when it comes to OLD G(Generation) Asian Parents. Old G Asian Parents only let their kids marry people of their same nationality. Asian boys can't grow hair pass their ears. Getting a C isn't bad, but for OLD G Asian Parents, you're screwed. They don't let their daughters go out because they think their daughter is going to get rape or take naughty pictures. The food is rice all the time. They want their kids to be a doctor or a pharmacist.
Asian Dad: Hey boy you have the girlfriend yet? Asian Boy: Yeah Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish? Asian Boy: Yeah she's white. Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND! Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA! Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW! Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia. Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh. Asian Boy: What? Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though. Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends. Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys? Asian Girl: One guy and that's it. Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU! Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy. Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS! Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas. Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL! Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep? Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16. Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar. Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future. Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.
Real Conversation between my friend and his parents. When I was going into middle school you could either get into 7th math, 7th advanced math, be with the 8th graders in regular math, be with the advanced 8th graders, or be with the highschoolers, average kids got into 7th grade math, smart kids, got into 7th advanced, very smart kids got into 8th, super smart kids got into 8th advanced, and geniuses got into highschool algebra below is a real conversation between my indian friend and his parents rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him) Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset? Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant Rasheed: But what did I make it into? Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed) Rasheed: What was that for Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this. Now you know it sucks to have asian parents
(This is coming from an asian kid) 1) They gave birth to you, so: They can control anything you do (Going out with friends, eating, etc.) They can also choose what you can watch or listen too. 2) If you get a call from the principal or the teacher sends an e-mail, you will be A)grounded B)Stopped from using electronics 3)Expect super high grades. 4)More than 1 hour of electronics on weekends? You’re getting grounded. 5)You have to make up so many excuses just to leave the house on a weekend by yourself. 6)Extra cheap, only buys the bare minimum. You have to buy everything else using the pennies you found on the floor. 7)They will multiply anything bad your teacher said by 10, and divide anything good your teacher says by 10. 8)Super racist, thinks blacks and latinos don’t study and are stupid.
Michael:Didn’t you get a F on your report card? Chang:Yup, my parents whooped my ass so hard it’s flat. Michael:Feels bad man Chang: I saved up enough money to buy that pc I wanted. Michael:Cool we can play games together now! Chang:My parents took it away and used it to buy 15 gucci slippers when I am wearing shoes I found at a store for $5. Michael:I’m lucky I’m white Chang:Feels baaaad. My parents want me to graduate and become a brain surgeon at the age of 16. I did the SAT when I was 5. Michael:Oh hell no thank god im white. Asian parents suuuuck. Chang:FML
1) If you're on the computer for more than an hour (not studying)- bam they'll take away your computer away, ground you, punish you..whatever they feel like doing. 2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it! 3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT? Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy. Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl. Boy: But I like my hair mom! Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon - 4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN) Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@ Girl: But I just --(cut off) Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$ 5) Their grade system A- only thing acceptable B- beating C- seriously kid, you better runaway now! D- death F- ********************* 6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist 7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN) 8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sport because everything else is too 'dangerous' 9) Every evening, it's rice, rice, and more rice, when was the last time I had a biscuit or somethin? I like biscuits :/ 10) They think every word is a bad word, when really it's just a word you might say as you grow up! For example: Stupid, butt, butthole, shut up, You know, the things you might call your older brother if you're really mad at him. (not cussing though) 11) BONUS: IF you cry, they don't care, they don't try to understand you feelings, they don't care, they just think everyone was brought up in China or Vietnam like them and love to study, And if you have a suck-up perfect brother, he likes to give speeches that make sense but make you sound retarded and stupid and like you don't know what you're talking about.
Asian Parents torture
The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.
Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents. Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.