A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj.
A female in possession of agreeably sized and/or shaped breasts.
That fine gentlewoman I happenstanced upon at yesterday's box social had the most piquant bitch ass titties I had ever laid eyes upon.
A pair of really nice breasts.
Damn, that chick's got some rude, RUDE ass titties!
The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.
Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.
"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"
"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"
"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"
"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"
or just
"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"
When a woman has a pair of breasts that are not only remarkably large in size, but are well shapen, and seem to bounce well when she is in motion. When you see big ass titties, it's usually accompanied by a large boner which will last you several minutes until you beat off.
Mike: Yo jamal, you see dem big ass titties?
Jamal: Yeah, I needa go to the bathroom now and beat off!
Floppy, lazy ass titties that just lay down all day and don't do a damn thing.
Yo man. U see dat ho ova dere? Dat skank ass has sum triflin ass titties. Her titties droop so low, they look like basset hound ears.
Basically means that it's one of the dopest, coolest, sweetest fucking things that you've come across in your day
Friend- Yo man! What'd you think of that party last night?
You- Oh! It was ballin ass titties bro!