Country Dictionary

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ass water

the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.

hey everyone, I just accidentally rubbed up against a jet... watch the ass water that comes out!

by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009

Ass water

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.

If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.

by Aurelico May 05, 2019

Ass Water

The sweat between your ass-cheek.

I collect my ass water. (or) Tod: Ayo you smell like ‘Ass Water’ Steve: ayo Tod that’s mean brr :(

by imabotx December 14, 2020

blue ass water

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".

Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her." Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."

by Xx_gamer_girl_69_xX November 03, 2019

gator-ass water

A dirty body of water such as a swamp where it is possible for there to be alligators and other nasty-ass creatures.

"I just don't see myself gettin' into that gator-ass water." "Blah! If those were my kids, they would not be swimming in that gator-ass water."

by krazy456 May 12, 2010

is a frogs ass water tight

This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.

by The wildabeast November 01, 2009

water ass

Simply defined as throwing up out your butthole. It can be clear or brown but at other times it can be any color of the rainbow.

Dude, that Taco Bell gave me some o'l water ass.

by Bucky McBuckfest August 19, 2006