A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.
That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.
1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.
2-A piece of shit
This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.
Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.
Joel Vincent. A poop eater that enjoys putting his finger in his butt.
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noun- a person who is butt ass ugly
Man, that bitch is a damn assgoblin.
a mythical creature usually found around the festive Halloween season. Is known to jump out of bushes and scare little kids with a rank smell. Usually worshiped by fags and demented people. Rumored to have an idol fashioned to look like someone's butt crack. Beware of and stay clear or rank smelling places or establishments that fags are known to frequent.
Watch out kiddies the assgoblins will be out tonight. Hey fella how bout we go find us some assgoblins for dates. What's that smell? there must be a assgoblin around here somewhere.