A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there" "She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?" "Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass. You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
"hey is that derek?" "yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey" "who cares"
1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries. 2.A fag. 3. A dumbass.
1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches. tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there. rob: ?
A science experiment gone horribly wrong wherein a monkey is tricked to grow out of a human's ass.
"HOLY CRAP! There's a monkey growing out of your freakin' ass, man!"
A name for Ryan and James Park at White Plains Middle School in my spanish class!!
I hate James because he is a stupid assmonkey.