A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. circumstances or the act of being lame. 2. a person whos is stupid or moronoic.
"sorry I got disconnected, my phone service is assneck" "did you see when he said there was 'weapons of mass destruction' even though there wasn't any? what an assneck."
When the fat on your chin looks like asscheeks.
Holy crap Theodore, your assneck is almost down to your assnipples on your assballs, while you masturbate into a giant pool of masturbation. Oh and your chin looks like an ass.
When a woman's breasts (see titties) are so big that they form a cleavage line, or ass crack, all the way up to her neck
Damn, Dolly's rubbernecks are so big that she has an assneck!