Country Dictionary

1. A man-made body of water usually found in gardens and parks. 2. A website based around weird animations, usually crap) flash games and a weird (really weird) storys. 3. Home of the Billy Chronicles

1. I have five fish swimming in my pond. 2. Have you guys checkout pond.6te.net recently. 3. Have you read the latest Billy Chronicle at pond.6te.net yet. It's worse than the last one and that must have been really hard.

To admire ones own image

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.

Having all of the following attributes: 1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten. 2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running. 3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees. Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993

Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.

Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!

A body of water similar in size to a pool. Larger than a puddle but smaller than a lake, ponds usually have some time of small lifeforms living within.

I found 25 dollars tied to a body in the pond down the street. Woohoo! 25 dollars!

The prefix for a special type of person who not only uses hacks, but decides to be the biggest dick possible while doing it, via teabagging, being toxic, and aimbotting from across the map. Despite their very obvious aimbot that anybody who has been in a match has seen, they never seem to get banned. You can find them commonly in the game Heroes and Generals, where they are online almost daily, and ruin any match they are in due to their combination of some of the best guns in the game, with their aimbot making them almost undefeatable.

Oh, the Pond people are in this match, get ready to lose, you know they're going to be using their cheats again.