A fork of Rural Dictionary
{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.
"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"
Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.
Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?
A Baboon Ass a person somehow attached to a managers or bosses asshole by their nose.
An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.
Marguerite shot hot wads of frothing orgasm as Gerry-anne explained to her his need for someone to stay behind and monitor the lateshift workers.
Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.
During sex when you slap your gf or bf's ass so hard, it turns a bright red color.
Man, last night i gave my girl a baboon cherry ass.
A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.
He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
it was mean and it was hilarious