A fork of Rural Dictionary
When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.
Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me. Reggie: Why do you think that? Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and.. Reggie: And what? Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.
The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed. Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.
Joe: "Shotgun!" Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman." Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."
A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu. Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not. Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now. Robin: more incoherent nonsense here
A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.
You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!
the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house
drunk guy: yooo take a left right there you: dude those are trees drunk guy: just trust me.... drunk guy= designated backseat driver
When the person/persons in the backseat of any vehicle gets blasted by high velocity wind, be it cold or hot. This is due the lethal combination of open windows and high speeds. The Driver is then referenced as a "douche bag", especially if it is done intentionally. This can also be done as a deterrent for driving someone that the Driver particularly doesn't like driving around. As well the Driver reserves the right to pretend like they can't hear the person in the back seat, pleading for mercy.
"Woah! Dude put up the fucking windows, I'm getting some hardcore backseat air!" Joe:"Man, Jake was being such a douche bag." Gary: "Awe, pulling the old Backseat Air eh?" Backseat Occupant: "Yo! Roll up the windows!" Driver: "WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Backseat Air Backseat Air Driver
(MarioKart def) Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!