A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs. Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.
When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.
My girlfriend gagged after I bag-piped her.
While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.
Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.
When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.
After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!