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noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug
PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.
A balrog is a sexual act made popular by Ruby Tuesdays wait staff. The act involves a man ejaculating within a hot dog bun and, in-turn, the hot dog bun being inserted into a vagina.
The newlyweds spiced things up when he gave her the ol' balrog.
1. A monster form the Lord of the Rings
2. A demeaning put down usually preceded by your mum. Can go into sprees and double balroging.
Frodo - Omg what is that? Oh... Its just a Balrog
Gandalf - Your Mum's a Balrog
A college student who has been in the same course for several years because he doesn't study.
That Balrog...a student from an older batch. He shall not pass!
Black person that acts and think Ghetto. Commonly used by Twitch Streamer. Low Tier God.
It might be just me, but Kodak Black is acting like a straight Balrog
To aggressively or epically troll an individual of such a high standard that it deserves a higher word than "trolled". The past tense of the word Ballrog-ing.
Noun-Balrogg
Verb-Balrogged
adjective-Balrog-ing
To have balrogged one must have humiliated another by pointing out their stupidity for all others to see. Duped in such a way they must have their stupidity placed in spotlights.