A fork of Rural Dictionary
as boring as sitting on the toilet with nothing to read.
me: "did you go to the golf tournament today?" you: "yes,omigosh,it was so BANAL"
Banal means that something—say, a movie or a TV show—is so uninspired and derivative that, even if you've never seen it before, you'll feel like you already have.
"Another zombie movie?! These films are so banal."
While going at it missionary style, pop two testicles in the anus of your female companion. Doing so makes a loud pop sound upon insertion.
Hey baby wanna do banal tonight? Give my balls something to do too...