A fork of Rural Dictionary
A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.
Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.
Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.
A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.
dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night
The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.