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Bathroom

originally designed as a room for sanitary use. It was later viciously throttled and adapted into a social breeding ground for xXVapeLordsXx and under-aged horn rabbits that do not understand the meaning of chastity Original use of Urinals and/or toilets: U N K N O W N (adapted use: throwing away gum or vomiting) Original use of stalls: To surround toilets (adapted use: the wargrounds and trenches of utter horniness

male horn rabbit: wanna stik mai pp rod into your hoo-hah female horn rabbit: sure, but lets do it in the bathroom VapeLord 1: bruh i got some mango pods VapeLord 2: sick bro lets go to the bathroom to puff them clouds

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019

bathroom

A nice place to have sex specially under the shower.

mayne it ws fun fucking dat bitch in d bathroom.

by babanash July 14, 2006

bathroom

A placer where you take a shit, Pee, Vomit, jerk off, and all that shit

Oh shit Im Horny let me take some lube and this porn mag I gotta take a shit, can you say bathroom. Shit dude, don't pee on the bush go to the bathroom Shit dude you drank a 5th of Vodka, ima vomit, let me go to the bathroom

by AC December 22, 2003

bathroom

what teens call bathroom is really should be called textroom.

dude 1: "may i have the bathroom pass?" teacher: "yes u may" dude 1: "dude ill be back i got to go to the bathroom" dude 2: "so ill make sure my phone is on, right?" dude 1: "ya pretty much"

by burnett_blond_brain_#1 April 23, 2010

bathroom

It's where all the dicks hang out

Guy 1 - Hey I'll be back in a sec, I have to use the bathroom. Guy 2 - Use caution, I hear it's where all the dicks hang out.

by cooper7926 March 16, 2006

bathroom

Verb - the ACT of relieving oneself, and although spelled like the noun, this is pronounced "buh-THROOM"

1. "Can we pull over? I need to bathroom REAL BAD!!!" 2. "Your damn dog baTHROOMED right in the middle of my beautiful yard!!"

by Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan July 26, 2013

Bathroom

The most magical place in the universe...the most important room in the house. The room where you should only take a bath but you also doodoo and peepee in. The only room you’ll ever need.

Bob: Yo fam dis the bathroom? Rick: Boi Obviously I’m sitting on a toilet! Get out you perv!

by FartyDoodooHead March 11, 2018