A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*
Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.
I was royally batteret last night!
To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something
I’m going to batter batter batter you
some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.
The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.
that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying
no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss
"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."