Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Beautifer

beautiful in a manly way

His fingers felt beautifer in my vajuicy.

by Chris Marlow July 23, 2008

Magazine Beautification

When you draw on models or people in magazines and beautify them by drawing mustaches, unibrows, devil horns, ect.

Sue: Damn thats such a gnarly picture of Jessica Alba!
Jan: Duh I've been working my Magazine Beautification skills to make her extremely sexy.
Sue: Wow. I thought it was her actual face.

by Justine Wala March 03, 2008

Beautifal machine

A car, boat, motorcycle, or other controlable motorized vehicle that makes you completely forget about any member of the opposite sex. Hopefully it's fast, and not a riced up piece of crap.

Child: hey dad! Look at that 240sx!
Father: yes son, it's quite a beautifal machine

by Stuart X March 30, 2010

urban beautification

An oxymoron. Very simply stated.

Only a 800,000,000 megaton MIRV can bring about "urban beautification."

by Frank Klaune August 08, 2005

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011