A fork of Rural Dictionary
Big Dicks is an expression used to express any emotion. This term should be yelled frequently and loudly, mainly to pedestrians who will in turn look around curiously. Other variations of 'Big Dicks' are 'Small Dicks' (disappointment), and simply holding your hands infront of your face about 2 feet away from eachother. This newer form of sign language for big dicks is a new step in its evolution. Big Dicks can now be seen anywhere it can't be heard.
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1. Mark: Big Dicks!
Elliot: yeah its gonna be sick!
2. Nick: dude small dicks jeff, put ur cock away.
Jeff: no eff u im driving do what i say.
3. (hands in front of face or on IM) |-------------|
a big dick is a dick that is 8-12 inches long
I have fucked lots of guys with big dicks.
a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.
or how to use it.
he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.
and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.
because he's that gat damn clueless.
THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
homegirl: girl, y u so angry?
you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.
homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...
When someone pulles out their cock and it's bigger than yours.
I thought I could drink more than him but he big-dicked me and won.
Synonymous with big wig, big shot, etc, but more derogatory.
Usually the affluent and successful owner or senior manager of an establishment that neglects taking responsibility and shirks responding to complaints. Hence, a contemptible person who causes much grief to many people but is never around to be held to account.
"I said pubes in my fucking burger, do you need me to spell it out to you? Someone get me the manager! Put him on the phone right this moment. I want to talk to the big dicks who run this joint and give them a piece of my fucking mind! I am THIS close to suing this place into the ground."