A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Bildo" - a phallicly-shaped skyscraper, or other large construction, erected in an urban area.
Related:
"Vibrilding" - a bildo that has been built in a city prone to earthquakes.
(Bildo) "Wow, Mr. Johnson! that's an impressive bildo that your corporation erected in Empire City!! There's _no_way_WHATSOEVER_ that anyone is going to connect its construction with your falling price on the NASDAQ...!!!
(Vibrilding) "So, Ms. Smith, You must be proud of the way workers in your new vibrilding, in Downtown Los Angeles, feel every time there's another 4.0 Quake, and they know that they're safe, inside!
When you can't find your dildo and you end up using your neighbours (Bill) fist.
Knock knock....
Amy: You home Bill?
Bill: Oh hi Amy what can I get you? A cup of sugar?
Amy: Ummmmm just wanted to know if I could borrow your Bildo
Bill: OK no worries, I have a pie in the oven so you can only borrow it for about 10 mins