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bisquit

a Fat Ass, two steps pass being a Dough Boy

Look at this bisquit coming through the break room.

by Hansel237 November 28, 2006

the bisquit

A disgusting party game involving a common buttermilk bisquit(2+ male players needed). First the players form a circle (or if only 2 players, face to face) placing the bisquit in the center. Then the players drop trow and furiously jack off. When they're about to unload, they must aim their spooge directly at the bisquit, covering it in everyone's jizz. The last player to jizz on the bisquit (the loser of the game) has to eat the soiled pastry with everyones jizz on it.

Jack: "I'm bored." Joe: Well we could always play "The Bisquit". Jack: " SICK! What are you, gay?"

by Autumn Rayne May 31, 2005

bisquit

Sean's tit

daaaaaamn look at dat bisquit.

by Fred the mother fucker September 30, 2013

bisquit hooks

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

by Mel Function September 06, 2003

dick bisquit

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

by Rocco Cocko III May 08, 2010

bisquit tits

Tits with a nice buttery complexion

What's up bisquit tits? You gonna let me make some bisquits and gravy?

by Truck Spellbinder May 20, 2014

Air Bisquit

To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.

by 1691 July 29, 2006