A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.
Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?
The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.
John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.
Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight
(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.
I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.
When an elderly queefs or farts
I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room
A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after