A fork of Rural Dictionary
To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.
Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard' (Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it Boy 2: Its too late (Audience): RIP my nigga
Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.
Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.