A fork of Rural Dictionary
blitz - lightning fast as lightning
krieg - war
a spontanious but severe attack!
used by the german nazis in wwII.
so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise.
A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross
"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."
Used by the German military and later used by Allied Forces. The name means "lightning war". The concept of Blitzkrieg is "the art of concentrating strength at one point, forcing a breakthrough, rolling up and securing the flanks on either side, and then penetrating like lightning deep into his rear, before the enemy has time to react" (Erwin Rommel). This type of military attack involves mainly armor. Air supremacy is also required for blitzkrieg and many generals such as Erwin Rommel are well known for perfecting this type of battle.
On May 10, 1940 1940 German forces invaded through the Low Countries and the Ardenne Forest completing surrounding Allied Forces. The German blitzkrieg forced the Allies to surrenderer on June 22, 1940 astounding the world at the defeat of France and Britain.
A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.
Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.
Named after the strategy used by the German's in World War 2, where the army would rush passed a certain point or line with everything they have. Blitzkrieging is when someone steps over the line appropriateness really quickly, usually with just one comment.
Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I just got back from your mother's house."
Guy 2: "Yeah well I fucked your dead grandmother."
Guy 1: "Wow dude, too far. Stop Blitzkrieging."
A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.
"Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away."
The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.
Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.
Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.