A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything
"you're stupid" "i don't understand"
The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.
Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses. Person 2: They are on your head! Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.
an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.
Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen? Yep, he had a blonde moment. You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had? Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment... Why? She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.
Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment! Me: No, you must just be stupid.
When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.
"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.