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Bonkers

Bon-kurs Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.

syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary

"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"

"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"

by Borys Volyev January 14, 2009

bonkers

meaning of bonkers is going Mad or Nuts..

First Person:hey man see hows she dancing?
Other Person:eh!i think shes going Nuts.

by V. Sarpal May 17, 2005

Bonker

The word auto correct changes Boner to

Wow! Does he have a bonker

bonker

a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.

I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.

by Phillip G. Blackwood November 09, 2005

Bonker

Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.

TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.

by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll January 30, 2011

Bonkers

Ultimately a game of Conkers but using your testicles instead.

"Oi jon, grab your goggles...we're off for a game of Bonkers! "

by Tanka18 September 01, 2015