A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.
A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.
That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.
Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy? Olga: I did, it was amazing. Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible? Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.
Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket
when your partner is in the act of firing the top of a wine cap up your anus while you are naked
oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss
An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.