A fork of Rural Dictionary
An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would have had such a cute baby!
An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11. Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number? Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it? Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt. Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number. Camera man: Asshole. Sound man: Hahahahaha.
An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay. He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies. A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually. Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years. Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.
A pretty decent actor, has been in films such as Fight Club, Oceans Thirteen, Se7en etc. Not overrated in any sense of the word, he's naturally good looking; people tend to bash him out of jealousy because of his good looks. To put it into prospective, he's been in some highly, some moderate, and some poorly rated films like a lot of actors have. The ''skeptical type'' tend to focus on the poorly rated films and mock him for his apparent ''bad performances'' in them as some of the examples on here show.
Dude 1: Hey did you watch Fight Club last night? Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie! Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks. Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!. Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?
The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Brad Pitt himself.
Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Brad Pitt." Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."
Hey mate, mind watching my post while I go for a Brad Pitt.
Rhyming slang for a big shit
"Where's the toilet? I need to drop a massive Brad Pitt."