A fork of Rural Dictionary
A little bird that sits on curtains, makes a LOT of noise, craps everywhere and can be seen flying circles around the room. But i love them!!!
Kai the budgie is a flimsy, little faggot who makes too much noise and annoys everyone in my neighbourhood!
Budgies are quite smart, and their favorite activity is studying science using your computer screen.
Budgie: The only pet capable of outsmarting a human while not even trying. Budgies are small cute birds that specialize in carpet bombing and recognisanse missions. They are not heavilly armoured, so instead they constantly return to their safe bunker for reloading their magasines and refueling. Budgies are not afraid of any object, and they are not afraid of your hands. However, if you hold an object in you hand you scare the heck out of them, the exception being sharp big knives capable of acting like a mirror.
Budgies are often stationed on carriers - called humans - they are often positioned on heads, necks and hands.
Look. Is it a bird?
Is it a carpet bomber, tactical air superiority fighter or force landing aircraft?
Yes! Indeed it is a budgie.
is a small, lightweight, streamlined, teardrop shaped device designed to make obscene amounts of noise, usually while flying around your head.
oh, look it's a budgie! can you see it?
The word budgy derives from brov and bredgin its meaning is symbolic to the people of north London, who use this word as a term of endearment. The term for extra affection can also be shortened to "budg"
"oh budgy , where u been long time no see?!"
"where u at budg been waiting timeee for u"
"yeah im gonna clocks some yats and them im ragging down ma budgy daves yard to blaze some scats"
Adorable little Bird, which is sadly very underrated and often miss treated. They like to have a big cage and fly around the room.
The also like to eat vegetables and fruits, but do not feed them avocados or chocolate since that’s toxic for them.
The like to communicate with other budgies and they’re owner, but a mirror is not good for them.
Treat them well and they will love you
Sam: Can we buy a budgie ?
Dean: sure, but inform yourself about them first
To place a cover or blanket over a potential sexual partner to keep them cosy whilst Netflixing and Chilling. If the target falls asleep before coitus this is known as being Budgied. Budgies will fall silent or asleep when covered at any time of the day or night.
I never came home last night because I was budgied!