Country Dictionary

smacking the beampole in the poooooooey asshole

poopoopoopoopoopoopoo

kick up the kipper

getting a soggy schlong up the sludgy smacked up crack

poo tube distribution

to let that anus have your cranker

tickling the stingy ring

butlers stingy ring gets tickled by lambert

Word used as general adjective or exclamation, generally for something negative

As in "Oh no! I've been robbed! That's so bumsex!" or "Bumsex! I've been robbed!"

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

cheeky bumsex.

come over and we’ll have some cheeky bumsex.