A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alex. Fat man. Many fat rolls. Shitsack.
"Burly people stick because they have mashed potatoes under their titties"
a boy who's got a little extra weight on him, but even if he lost that weight, he'd still have a little extra weight on him
Have you seen jclou lately? He's been hitting the gym a lot lately. Lookin like a true burly boy.
A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!