A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you have the worse possible luck imaginable catching your bus or busses.
Sorry I'm late! I missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn't show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! I got totally bus fucked.
a metaphor / figure of speech..
when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..
similar to a clusterfuck
oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me
"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."
now i see her through a glass window-