A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terrible problem where one's balls smell heavily of butter.
Man I don't know why, but I've got a serious case of Butter Balls.
A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.
Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.
When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.
Dude Brandon met some girl last night who gave him the Russian Butter Balls... Poor guy
A medication that someone would take for seizures.
He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes
One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle
Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"
When two men excessively compliment each other's egos.
When discussing business, Michael and Joel sure love to butter their balls.