Country Dictionary

When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.

Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."

A name for a person who is wacky, funny, silly, goofy, full of personality, and fun.

" Wow, Sara is such a card."

An individual who is an anal virgin. Usually used in reference to taking the anal virginity of another.

"I copped this bitches A Card last night!"

a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"

I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards

cigarettes or joints.are called cards because cigarettes and joints fit perfictly into playing card packs.

hey alex, got any cards?

n.
1. The distinct personality of an individual regarded as a persisting entity; individuality. (If your card is getting “pulled”, you are going to get fucked up)

2. The set of behavioral or personal characteristics by which an individual is recognizable as a member of a group.

3. To check the identification of, especially in order to verify legal age. “You card that shorty?”

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E

likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)

Another win for the team is in the cards.