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a little fucking bitch who whines and cries all the damn time. he’s so stupid that even 4 year old me hated him, i must have been a genius kid for seeing what a dumb fuck he is. he’s a little bald bitch because he doesn’t deserve hair. anything he does he fucks up, the little shit. even in his FUCKING INTRO HE CRIES FIR NO GOD DAMN REASON. HES OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. his parents aren’t any fucking better, he can do literally anything and his parents just say “oh no that was bad do better next time we love you and you can have whatever you want from the toy store :)” NO HE DOESN’T DESERVE THAT SHIT HE WAS BEING A BRAT. DAMN WHY CAN’T YOU BE GOOD PARENTS FIR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
“hide the kids honey, caillou is on tv”
lots of people believe Caillou cancer, but sadly that is not the case. Caillou is cancer.
My brother: "Let's watch Caillou!"
Me: "What the FUCK did you just say"
a fucking piece of shit that if he doesn't get what he acts like a bitch,cries,screams,whines, and complains. ther was this one episode but I dont got any details because I watched this piece of crap years ago so caillou wakes up and is exicited to go to the circus so he gets ready and brushes his teeth then the dad comes in and asks why hes dressed up and caillou is confused bc he thought he was going to the circus today but the dad explains hes going tommorow,HE SAID TOMMOROW HE DIDNT SAY A WEEK HE DIDNT SAY A MONTH HE DIDNT EVEN SAY WE AREN'T GOING AT ALL NOW WATCH HOW THIS BALD BITCH REACTS SO CAILLOU STARTS BEING A BITCH BY CRYING SCREAMING WHINING AND COMPLAINING
caillou is a bald head ass bitch
a dumb child who can not grow hair. He is clearly on something and he puts up a fit when he does not get his way his mom dad or sister clearly hate him they just dont want another family to deal with him so they don't put him up for adoption.
-caillou you can't buy that
-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-ok ok you can have it
Caillou is literally worthless. theres no point of having him on this earth he doesn't do any thing for us. he is just a cancerous piece of shit that walks on this earth destroying world peace. when people see him they go blind in 5 seconds, no wonder people cant drive. when Caillou doesn't get his way he screams like a maniac and creates a sonic boom. when people see him the world needs blindfolds to live.
Caillou: giime a pop
mom: no
Caillou: *sonic boom*
world: deaf
A 4 year old smartass who has his own TV show on PBS.