A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tiny little town in Northern Mississippi that has a terrible football team, but a good band. Filled mostly with uptight hyper religious types, stoners, the reddest rednecks around, and military airmen, all sharing one goal: to get the fuck out of there.
Guy 1: "Hey man, where do you live?"
Guy 2: "Caledonia."
Guy 1: "Oh wow, man, I'm sorry for your torment."
A small town that is full of stupid people, really boring, and I is really a big town of posers....It is a good place for coffee though.
Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.
Caledonia is a dusty town like your mom's *****
A town behind closed doors where everybody sleeps with everybody.
In the Game of Rape, the Caledonia Combo, or Trifecta, is the ultimate series of playes. In a perfect world, every game of Rape would end with the combo.
The Combo occurs when a rape is stopped by an Antirape, then the Antirape is stopped by the Renigger. Finally a player other than the one who played the Renigger throws down the Captain America Card. This results in every player left in the game being a winner!
It is generally considered good form for the player of the Renigger to wait a few seconds to see if another player has the Captain America Card, thus being able to complete the combo.
CALEDONIA COMBO! Everybody wins! Lets go get drunk and eat chicken fingers!
can be the shittiest or best hockey team ever. depending on how much effort they put in the season. community of caledonia ontario junior c niagara district.
head coach dan brown
jamie: tryin out for caledonia corvairs this year?
brandon: idk im thinking junior b, might be goin out for stoney creek.
jamie: man, were fucked so many people are leaving this year
brandon: i might, cale has to win one season. cant let people think were shit. we need some decent hockey players...
You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Caledonia , Lamb in Peace Lion in War. The friendliest person in the room, until she’s encountered a human that’s as useful as an amoeba. Spontaneous and fearless. Casts spells on men to get them completely obsessed , usually has stalkers. The meanest debater and will not stop the argument until she’s won.
Caledonia can’t stop telling random people why they are so stupid.