A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after getting head. Much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.
Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night? Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.
A sexual manuever coined by comedian Ben Hague at a college orientation in 2013. Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
On prom night I couldn't find where to put it in so I Capri Sunned it and shoved it in the back!
What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.
The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"
Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.
"She offered anal but I'm worried I might Capri-Sun myself"
The art of sniffing somones finger after they dipped it in their asshole
I was scratching my asshole and he gave me a capri sun