A fork of Rural Dictionary
Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. Yeah, but why is the rum gone?
Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.
His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️ <It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️ <It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night. She cried