A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spending £12,000 to go to a field and defecate in a bucket
Jeremy Clarkson: Tell me, what can we do now we're on a caravanning holiday?
Random old woman: Fill up the loo.
Any place track or road that you can tow a caravan.
The oodnadatta track is caravanable...
A massive minivan vehicle which will block the road infront of you. Driven by soccer moms with an obesity problem, they'll always obey the speed limit to be 'safe for the community', but would gladly blow a stop sign if it meant being infront of all the oncoming traffic.
I was driving down the road at 40 trying to get to work when the Dodge Caravan came out of a side street like a maniac, came in front of me, then promptly slowed to 25.
A metaphor for an over-obsessive male: constantly trails you, always attached, uses up more fuel than it's worth.
alex:are you off with me lol x wanna hang out tonight xxx
clare:i'm busy tonight
alex: lol lol
clare: why say lol if it's not funny
tom:baby i love you more than christians love god
tom: wanna have baby harvey?
clare + claire:HOLY SHIT they've gone ultimate caravan home on us
Changed into a verb from caravan, it means to go on holiday in a caravan. It is probably one of the worst past-times known to man as fun activities include things such as emptying your excrement from the caravan or setting fire to your caravan and others by causing a chip-pan fire.
"What're you doing for the holidays?"
"We're going caravaning."
"Oh man... You have my prayers."
1- fuck, a caravan just rolled by
2- close call
a another adjective meaning very good.
That was caravan!, it was perfect - Edguy Lead Singer (The Headless Game Live)