A fork of Rural Dictionary
Parts of Central Jesrey are an hour and fifteen minutes frim NYC, but much of it is much closer. I'm a proud Central Jersey girl and my hometown is only 35 minutes from NYC. Did you guys forget that Middlesex County is part of Central Jersey. It is, however, correct to say that Central Jersey is THE BEST part of this great state!
Joe: How long does it take to get from Central Jersey into Port Authority? Ed: Well that depends. With no traffic you'll be there in 35 minutes from exit 9.
An fictional area of North Jersey, that North Jerseyans don’t want to take credit for being part of their region
“Mr. Crumb says Trenton is in Central Jersey because he doesn’t like that town”
does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!
friend one: dude where’d the dog go? friend two: central jersey.. last night friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
1: A fairytale land that no one has found becuase it does not exist. 2: A term used by people who dont want to be associated with north or south jersey because they think that a third sectoin of the state is less shitty than the rest of it...its not
Central Jersey can be found on a map between Candyland and Hell
Many people have never heard of Central Jersey, unless they have met someone fortunate enough to be from this area. This region exists because the inhabitants here find it to difficult to associate themselves with the debilitated Northern or trashy Southern parts of the state. People who live here are generally more wealthy and more educated - they also tend to have more subtle accents then their less-evolved neighbors.
Central Jersey can easily be defined geographically. By county, only Monmouth is fully incorporated. Start form the tip of Sandy Hook and follow the Raritan Bay coast until you reach the Driscoll Bridge on the GSP. Anything north of that bridge is NOT Central Jersey. From the Driscoll, draw a line to Princeton, and then from there a line to Manasquan. Everything within that roughly made triangle is Central Jersey. Some may argue this area should be larger. It should not. Inhabitants of North and South Jersey will claim this region does not even exist - mostly because of the contempt they feel for our lack of enthusiasm at being defined as Northern or Southern. Central Jersey is the essence of New Jersey - we have minimum violence, low poverty, high incomes, the beautiful / not tourist beaches, and kind people. We do not have pine barren forests, hoagies, guidos, landfills, or petroleum refineries. If you really want to see the real New Jersey, come visit Central Jersey and you'll understand why we separate ourselves as we do.
A place that simply does not exist. People who tend to believe this mythical land exists use the logic that other people agree with them as proof. Apparently, if enough people believe that something exists that means its real.
Tim: Hey how about you google Central Jersey ? Ant: It does not exist. Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses. Ant: Its what I do Tim.
Not a real place, everyone claiming to be from Central Jersey is just fuckin retarded
Jake: I’m from Central Jersey Joe: Jake did you remember your pills this morning?