A fork of Rural Dictionary
VERB. To run away quickly; to flee; to get away from.
"We're in big trouble if they catch us here. We gotta cheese it." "This party is lame. I want to cheese it." "The person watching Equus on Broadway grabbed Daniel Radcliffe's pants and then cheesed it."
The essence of the human condition. Cheese is a holy and powerful device of the human psychology that links with politics, economy and most importantly the meaning of life
Man 1: Hey Man! Man 2: Not to get political or anything Man 1: What is it? Man 2: But what the fuck is cheese? Man 1: C̶̨̧̡̨̧̮̹̝͇̳̻̻̬͎̗̔̃̕h̴͙̼̪͌ę ̟͎̩͕͍͎̊̋̉͋͒̈́̑̾̋̎̕̚ḛ̵̛̤̭̯͇̪͎̱͈̠͓̜͖̝̪̓̎̑̽́͋s ̰̞͍̭̙̯̰̭̖̾̀e ̦̰͆̽̍͌͒̋̾̅̿ ̴̧̘̘̯͇̥̗̬̟͙̬̺̠̀̐̔ͅị ̞̏͘s̵̛̲͎̹̣̜̝͔̻͖͖̺̅̈́̂̀̍̌́͜ ̶̳͓͊̔̊̊̓͒̂͆͛l ̢̪̘̺̫͎͒̃͑̔̈́̈́ͅî̵̱̝̤͙̻̞̦̬͙͛͒͌͛̈́̽͋̑̈̀͑ͅͅf ̨̧̡̫̥̦͎͕̯͕̟̞̞̘̋͐̎́̏̃̈́̒̄̚̚ͅě ̲͎͍̟͍͖̣̗̪̗̩̗̓̚ ̴̡̯̲̜̗͕̅̌̽͑̈̇͘ͅ
To run away from the scene of a crime/what you say when you're running away when you've done something wrong. Mainly used by Bender in Futurama.
*after playing a prank on the Dean* Bender: Cheese it!
A food you eat when you are hungry at 2 AM
Mom: What are you doing awake? It's 1:00 AM Me: I'm eating cheese. Dad: Noice
Mad or pissed off about something; really angry.
Person: Yo I lost my fuckin hat and now I'm cheesed