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sellin' chiclets

The act of quitting your mother fucking job and moving to mexico to sell cheap ass shit to tourists.

I'm going to quit this fucking job and start sellin' chiclets on the beach with my bitch.

by A-to-the-K October 14, 2008

Chiclets bump

When someone has something good happen to them after being talked about on Spittin Chiclets

Did you hear Biz talk about Patty Kane on that episode?

Yeah he had a real Chiclets bump. A hatty later that night.

by PucklineJesus June 20, 2019

Chiclet face

A fake, too white and perfect toothed smile

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-Wipe off that 'chiclet face' son! or soon as she see you yo mom's gonna know you smoked pot with grandma & i
-im gonna kick those 'chiclets' out of your 'face'!

-with yo ho ass nasty 'chiclet face' all up in our bizznezz
-closeup pose #61
''The 'Chiclet Facce' Head Nod''is the only move that stupid blonde bitch could remember once they rolled cameras live!
-She sat up there chiclet facing the lens and looking like a bobble headed blow up doll

by Kalikila April 08, 2020

Spittin’ Chiclets

The best podcast ever (not a big deal). Hockey talk with RA, Whit, Biz, and Grinelli.

Hey did you catch that episode of Spittin’ Chiclets list night?
Yeah it was a fuckin’ beaut

by PucklineJesus June 20, 2019

chiclet teeth

Noun. Teeth with discoloration, and with gaps between them. Describes the teeth of those unfortunate people who have either no access to dental care, or no concern with personal hygiene.

Billy Ray: "Man, them teeth are U-G-L-Y!!"
Billy Bob: "Ayup, I has me some Chiclet Teeth. Ain't they sumthin?"

by John from Philly March 10, 2005

Chocolate Chiclets

Skank with really rotten teeth, resembling chocolate coated chiclets. Very unattractive, always smiles with mouth closed

WOW...look when she smiles all you can see are her rotten chocolate chiclets

EWWW

by AOVSQUAD November 17, 2010