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The Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

who wants to eat this chili dog?

by horny bastard April 03, 2005

chili-dog

to shit on mates chest and tittie fuck her

my girl dried out so i gave her a chili-dog instead

by Sam Ellington August 20, 2006

Chili Dog

A "Chili Dog" is when a man defecates on a woman's chest and then proceeds to "titty fuck" said woman.

"Remember that slut I met the other night? Well, I gave her a nice chili dog last night."

by Smavs August 22, 2009

Chili Dog

latin: Mammae defaecatus conpressionis
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

chili dog

a food that is commonly composed of a hot dog, a bun, and chili. toppings such as relish can also be added

My mom is making chili dogs for dinner tinight.YUM!

by Justin April 28, 2003

chili dog

when a woman lies back, offers her full supple breasts to a man, who then proceeds to squeeze out a mass of diarrhea shit all between her breasts, making sure to evenly coat them for best tase, then puts his penis between her shit-covered breasts and fucks her tits, which implies a "chili gdog" effect to their love-making.

Johnny wanted tome excitement in his marriage with his 67-year old Vietnamese hooker of a wife, so he spiced it up by making a chili dog.

by Braski April 21, 2004

Chili dog

When the dick comes out of the ass with shit on it

Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit

Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog

by Mohammedqueefman February 01, 2022