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chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 20, 2009

chilly willy

To have a bud-burnin-buddie, stick the blunt backwards in his mouth, and blow out. When the smoke comes out of the blunt you sniff it up.

"will somebody give me a chilly willy?"
(WARNING: chilly willies are not for ametuer bud smokers. try at own risk)

by Jake S. March 21, 2005

chilly willy

either dipping your penis in a cold glass of water or putting it in a snow bank, then sticking it in someone's ear

"My roomate wouldn't stop snoring, so i gave him a chilly willy"

by Travis Gerving April 03, 2008

Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.

That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?

by Jeremy November 03, 2003

Chilly Willy

The most iconic building on the Chicago skyline, the Chilly Willy stands at a towering 108 stories.
Was formerly known as the Sears Tower, but became dubbed the Chilly Willy after Sears sold the tower to the Willis Group, a British insurance brokerage, much to the dismay of the new owners.

Friend 1: Hey Dawg, want to go down to the Sears Tower Skydeck tonight?
Friend 2: Didn't you hear? Sears sold the tower, it's officially the Chilly Willy now.
Guy 1: Hey, how long is the line to the skydeck?
Willis Group Employee: Excuse me, I believe you meant to ask how long the line is to the WILLIS tower.
Guy 1: Hah, Chilly Willy
Willis Group Employee: Please don't call it that

by countDantes February 04, 2015

Chilly Willy

When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of bowl, or possibly even the water. This could also be known as a Tip Dip.

"Time to drop some plop" *sits down* "Oh no! I got a chilly willy! I hate that!"

by Oh Yeah! Teh Cap'n! August 24, 2008

Chilli Willies

Chilli Willies are chilllies that naturally grow into the shape of willies from the infamous Chilli Willy Plant.

You can grow Chilli Willies from seed.

by Chilli-Willy.com June 28, 2009