Country Dictionary

the noise that a cardboard spider with metal legs makes when jumping around with excitement

"choopy choop choop"

Chilling out and or relaxing while pooping. Usually done while using a smartphone, tablet or laptop to check things online or play games or taking in a book/magazine and reading.

Dude.. I just went for a 30 minute choop!

Deorgatory term used to indicate that someone possesses some sort of faggoty quality. Often used on people whose name is of similar sound to the word choop.

"your roommate's name is Chandler?" "nah you can call him choop, he enjoys gay porn."

The act of chewing a chaw of tobacco and pooping at the same time. always works in conjunction with such words as Tooping (texting and pooping) or Smoopin (smoking and pooping).

"Hey bro you wanna go take a Choop?" "Hell yea im down for a Choop you got that grizz green and a spitter?"

A word used to describe small cute dogs, particularly the toy breeds like Pomerian and Bichon Frise.

Look at those two choops sniffing the sidewalk!

a combination of cheese and poop, otherwise known as a big ball of constipation

the child accidentally grabbed a ball of choop instead of regular cheese

Where a person has a lip of chewing tobacco in while taking a poop.

"I'm gonna sit on the toilet and take a choop"