A fork of Rural Dictionary
This started out as a tragedy in the late eighteenth century. It is a well known fact that mexicans love mayonnaise. A large steam tanker of this condiment was crossing the gulf of mexico from florida when a large storm occured, sinking the tanker. The horrified mexicans witnessed this and named the day of the sinking, May 5, a national holiday of drowning their worries with corona.
"O no-o! Did-o you hear-o about the cinco de mayo??!!"
When a whole bunch of white college kids get together and have a kegger for reasons unbeknownst to them. These parties usually occur in the whitest of whitebread neighborhoods, and shirk far, far, farrrr away from what the people of Mexico actually celebrate.
Frat Boy A: Dude! You comin' to the Cinco De Mayo party tonight? We're gonna get WASTED! Frat Boy B: Dude: I'm Mexican. That's effed up. But I'm definitely coming.
Contrary to a surprising public belief, Cindo de Mayo is not a holiday of independance. It celebrates the battle of Puebla(1862), when 2000 Mexican soldiers beat back 6000 French attackers under the rule of Napolean III. This is also the day that Napolean died. So far as I understand it, the holiday is celebrated much more in the US than in Mexico. We can thank the Corona beer company and college students for this.
"Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independance Day. That is September 16th."
Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.
All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?
A time when all of LL posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps.
Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping 1)joke(eg.): Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names? A: Hose A and Hose B 2)fapping, that is self explanatory
A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania! Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania. Lars: You are right. Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out! Everyone: NO.
A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania! Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania. Lars: You are right. Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out! Everyone: NO.