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Someone who is missing 17 chromosomes and 4 brain cells and is trying to find the will to live with the high school depression.
Dude look, Winston Churchill is being such a clab right now
(1) Verb: The act of clapping cheeks, thighs, pancakes, etc.
(2) Noun: A funny meme involving crabs
(1) Damn Josh, I'm so gonna clab Marissa after that party on Saturday!
(2) Did you see that clab Virginia posted? The crabs were dancing with knives!
Irish Gaelic for "Shut the fuck up".
Sean-"Erin go bragh!It's St. Paddy's Day"
Padraig-"Agus do focan clab!"
CLaB is an acronym for "Cries like a baby." It originated on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki as a trope for writing episodes. Users on the wiki eventually got sick and tired of it.
"Patrick gets a computer virus and cries like a baby."
"The CLaB episodes are getting out of hand."
"Patrick stubs his toe and cries like a baby."
"NO MORE CLAB EPISODES!"
"Patrick loses his favourite teddy bear and cries like a baby."