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clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume

Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

by HelpDickStuckinCow July 25, 2015

clowns pocket

a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.

That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.

by dain blair August 07, 2005

loose as a clowns pocket

a loose woman

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket

by billy bob May 14, 2003

Gallys Clown Pocket

A deep dark hole that is never ending, and moist at the bottom

He’s getting himself into a Gallys clown pocket

by Up the dosage July 17, 2019

asshole is like a clown's pocket

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket. example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

by TheOtherBrownMan January 15, 2014